Hysterical Chinese menu written in what this guy calls “Manglish”–Mangled English. This example is only the beginning!
This is from a great blog I just discovered, rahoi.com. Among other things, he captures Manglish phrases (in the style of Engrish.com).
Gamespot reviews the Worst Videogame Ever:
Just how bad is Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? It’s as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend. It is so disturbingly bad that even its budget price tag seems like a slap in the face. It really makes you wonder if the company that put out this dreck even took so much as a half minute to glance at the game that it was releasing. The game’s readme file does assert that the game was thoroughly tested on various PCs, but the end result seems to suggest otherwise. The fact is, even if you tried, you couldn’t play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing the way it was seemingly intended to be played, and even if you could, you wouldn’t want to.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing for PC Review - PC Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing Review
The Lord is my Rock…..step.
I will pray for your Spins.
The Lord is my lead.
I will go where thou Leadeth.
Satan made me do West Coast.
Swing out to the lord.
This cat toy projects a laser dot onto floors or walls–circling, then stopping. I can only imagine how exciting that would be for a few of the fuzzier members of our household.
Only $13! Jack needs one!
Multipet Bada Beam - TheKittyStore.com
Two roboticists built one of the most advanced artificial intelligence robots ever made, and put Phillip K. Dick’s face on it, in tribute to the late Sci Fi author. Problem is… on his way to show it off at Google, one of them left in the overhead compartment of his flight. The airline found it and shipped it to him, at which point it… disappeared.
That makes them (say it with me) Dick-Head Losers.
Daily Helmsman - Robot head lost in shuffle of travel
The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you’ve had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.
How to destroy the Earth @ Things Of Interest
Best quote: “Could be a crackhead that go hold of the wrong stuff. And it tole him get up in that tree. And play a leprechaun.”
YouTube - Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
See those two liquid nitrogen tanks? The one on the right didn’t have its pressure valve welded shut, and as a result, failed to build up pressure over the course of several months until the bottom of the tank ruptured off under pressure of approximately 1200 psi, shattering the cement floor, punching a 20″ hole through the cement ceiling and launching it into the a lab on the floor above.
The one on the left? Less lucky.
How Not to Do It: Liquid Nitrogen Tanks. In the Pipeline:
Ring.
“Hello?”
(An obvious recording:) “Hi, this is Brian, with Dish, the Sattlite TV company. I’ll get right to the point. Free receivers for up to four rooms, with remote, and a free DVR. If you don’t know what a DVR is, press 1 and one of our reps will explain it to you. This remarkable new technology…”
*beep*
“Please hold. All our representatives are helping other customers.”
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“Cellular enrollment.”
“Hi, would you please take me off your list?”
“No.”
“No? You won’t take me off your list?”
“No.”
“But I…”
*click*
In 2005, Michel Gagné created a series of interstitial videos, 3 to 20 seconds long, for Nickelodeon’s halloween weekend. These are directors cuts–including some videos never aired or too disturbing for Nick.
Brilliant, funny, and A.D.D.-friendly stuff!
